1 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,484 You call these plain clothes? 2 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,974 ON RADIO: Got male white and female black... 3 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:55,898 Open up. 4 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,646 Okay, you know the routine. 5 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,345 Let's go. 6 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,696 Why don't you take a seat? 7 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:19,008 So, what time was it when it happened? 8 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:21,141 How many times I gotta tell you? You got the wrong guy. 9 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:26,320 We don't have all the kinks out of the system yet. 10 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,626 Look, I gotta go to the john. Or is that a federal offense? 11 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,723 On your feet. 12 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:10,929 Okay move and I'll blow your head off! Everybody freeze! Now! 13 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:16,631 I said freeze! Get those hands up! 14 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,598 I want an unmarked car, gas and money, now! 15 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:28,904 Okay. Take it easy. 16 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:30,340 SAMUELS: We'll take care of you. 17 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,516 Hold it! 18 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:41,046 ISBECKI: Let's go. 19 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:44,006 Come on, hey! You're twisting my arm! I'm gonna get you guys for this! 20 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,273 What happened? 21 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,970 He wanted a car and a tank full of gas. 22 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,626 Unleaded? 23 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:59,500 You two got an assignment. You're in charge of security for Helen Granger. 24 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,284 She arrives tomorrow. 25 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,678 The Helen Granger who's been bum-rapping the Equal Rights Amendment? 26 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,375 Yeah, that's the one. 27 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:14,471 HOST: Well, how do you feel about the enemies you've made 28 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:17,213 because of your conservative stand on these issues? 29 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,476 GRANGER: Well, I suppose it can't be helped. 30 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,001 Besides, it's not as if I'm running for political office. 31 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,960 HOST: Nothing you do would surprise me. 32 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:28,180 GRANGER: I'm going to take that as a compliment. 33 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:31,880 HOST: Mrs. Granger, as a leading figure in the anti-feminist movement, 34 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:35,362 haven't you acquired a great deal of power for someone who 35 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:39,017 would like us to figure her as just another wife and mother? 36 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:43,326 I don't think of it as power. I think of it as support for my beliefs. 37 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,937 Oh, and what exactly are those beliefs? 38 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:49,245 That every American woman has the right to be a full-time 39 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,771 wife and mother without being forced to work outside the home. 40 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,208 -Well, that sounds nice but... -I can't believe I'm doing this. 41 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:58,515 I could be out finding Harvey an anniversary present. 42 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,084 Helen would love that. 43 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:05,566 And an awful lot of women insist upon going out to work and competing with men. 44 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:08,438 I can't imagine why any woman would want to give up her freedom, 45 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,919 and become imprisoned like men. 46 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,578 That's right boys. You don't know it, but you're in much worse shape than we are. 47 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,710 CAGNEY: I think my lunch is coming up. 48 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,016 HOST: I think we're talking economics here. 49 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:21,973 GRANGER: I'm talking about freedom. 50 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,412 HOST: Economic freedom. 51 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:30,852 What about the economic freedom of men whose jobs have been taken over by women? 52 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:33,071 Wait 'til she gets a load of us. 53 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,291 HOST: Well, just to be fair, I think this would be a very good time 54 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,641 to read the Equal Rights Amendment. What do you think? 55 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,557 Fairness is what I'm all for. 56 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,581 HOST: Thank you very much, Mrs. Helen Granger for being here today. 57 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,322 GRANGER: I loved every minute of it. Thank you so much now. 58 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:10,587 After we meet her, I'm not gonna say anything. 59 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:11,762 I'm afraid what will come out of my mouth. 60 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:14,417 Well, that certainly went by very quickly. 61 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,245 -You were wonderful. -Thanks again. 62 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:19,161 -Watch your step. -Oh yes. Yes. Thank you. 63 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,555 -Yes. 64 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,818 I'm Detective Lacey, N.Y.P.D. This is Detective Cagney. 65 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:24,862 How do you do? 66 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:26,690 What can I do for you? 67 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:27,996 We've been assigned to protect you. 68 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:32,609 But I requested police protection because a man... 69 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,916 We know, ma'am. We're it. The limousine's waiting outside. 70 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:57,068 Something tells me you're uncomfortable, Mrs. Granger. 71 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,679 Uncomfortable? 72 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,637 With us being your security. 73 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:03,335 It's my guess you'd feel safer with a couple of guys. 74 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:07,035 Rather than policepersons? I won't deny it. 75 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:10,168 You mind if I smoke? If I don't have one little puff I'm gonna die. 76 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:13,433 Oh, go ahead. Although, it's the other way around, isn't it? 77 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:19,656 Well, since you seem to be it for the moment, 78 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,485 I guess I'd better fill you in on what's been happening to me. 79 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,662 You left on a lecture tour three weeks ago yesterday. Approximately two days after 80 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:29,492 you left, you began receiving telephone calls of an obscene nature. 81 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:32,495 The first call came after your initial appearance at Cornell. 82 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,758 The second one in Uttica, the third, Syracuse. 83 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,282 You then became concerned and, uh, 84 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,502 contacted the police departments in each and every 85 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,287 city that you were speaking in. Albany, Rochester. 86 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:45,203 They attempted to trace the calls, but were unsuccessful in doing so. 87 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:48,511 And last night was the final engagement of your tour at Princeton. 88 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:53,298 And this morning you boarded a helicopter for New York, Mrs. Granger. 89 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,997 Did you enjoy the ride in this limo from the airport to the TV studio? 90 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,669 CAGNEY: This is some place. 91 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:18,802 It's good for meetings, and we do most of our entertaining here, 92 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,674 but our real home is in Connecticut. 93 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,024 Hello? 94 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,640 Hello, Helen. 95 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,863 What present? What are you talking about? 96 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,956 That was him again. 97 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,567 Take it easy. You said something about a present? 98 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:45,829 I don't know what he's talking about. 99 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,839 He was here. In my apartment. 100 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,015 He left that. 101 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,147 CAGNEY: Don't touch anything. 102 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,628 I'm gonna check the rest of the place. 103 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:04,195 We'll get a forensic team up here, find out how he got in. 104 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,635 CAGNEY: Until now it's just been phone calls, is that right, Mrs. Granger? 105 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,768 What does he want? 106 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,596 I don't know what he wants. 107 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,380 LACEY: Mrs. Granger. 108 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,425 Could you step in here please? 109 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,842 PRISONER: I have never been so humiliated in my whole life! Never! 110 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:28,018 Hey! Excuse me! 111 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,672 Where is Dankar? 112 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,195 Hey, settle down, settle down. 113 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,458 But I tell you, I was minding my own business. It was... 114 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,330 3-0-4, public nuisance. 115 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,767 My dear fellow, this is a free country! 116 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,726 You do remember Abraham Lincoln, don't you? 117 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,597 -That the tall fellow with the beard? -Yes. 118 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,773 Yeah, I used to go out with his sister. 119 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:48,299 But I bring him here legally. I told the policeman. I have the papers. 120 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:51,041 I don't care if you got his grandfather's birth certificate. 121 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:56,351 It is against the law to take a python or other poisonous reptile on the subway. 122 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,093 Ah! Dankar is not poisonous! 123 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,316 Isn't about time for the girls to check in? 124 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,927 Yeah, why? 125 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,276 I got something that's not only gonna make the hair on 126 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,886 the hair on their two little heads stand up. 127 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,148 It's gonna turn white. 128 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,063 Yeah 129 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,630 Take a look. 130 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,333 Yeah. It's a great gag. 131 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,814 Hey, it's genius. Even if I say so myself. 132 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,645 Yeah. 133 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,822 Great gag. 134 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,347 What should I get Harve for our anniversary? 135 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,740 What anniversary is it? 136 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:38,872 Our twelfth. 137 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,787 A see-through black negligee. 138 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:44,921 Christine! I was thinking about getting him a meerschaum. 139 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,881 Oh, Mary Beth, you can't fit a dog that size into your tiny apartment. 140 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,578 A meerschaum is a pipe, not a dog. 141 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,540 -Hi, ya men. -Hey. 142 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,542 Geez, it's like a graveyard around here. 143 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,154 Hey, you girls want to see something really cute? 144 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,417 We just found this sweet little bugger in the subway. 145 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,030 Oooh. Hello, sweet-skin. 146 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,033 Look at you. Aren't you pretty. 147 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,993 You're just curled up there for a nice nap, aren't you? 148 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:17,824 Hmm. He's a real live one. Fat and sassy. 149 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:21,044 Okay, so what's happening with your big, obscene phone call caper? 150 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,133 Hey, hold your horses, cowboy. 151 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,918 If it was a man that was receiving those threats, 152 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,137 he'd be an endangered species, right? 153 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,226 But since it's a woman, she's a neurotic ready for the loony bin! 154 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,360 Hey, relax, relax! Who said anything about being neurotic? 155 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,798 Yeah, I saw the Granger lady on the Carson Show. She's an okay broad. 156 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,018 LACEY: Why? 157 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,498 Because she thinks if a woman isn't in the sack, she should be making a pot roast? 158 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,586 What's wrong with that? 159 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,719 Nothing. 160 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,460 Not if your life's goal is to become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. 161 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,984 Will you two get off each others' case? 162 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,421 Lacey, come on. You got a report for me or what? 163 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,075 Uh, yeah. The guy's a real psycho. 164 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,686 He gets off on tearing up Granger's underwear, you know? 165 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,079 Forensics found nothing. 166 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,168 Well, let's send a telephone trace team down there. 167 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,387 We already arranged for that. 168 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,518 Good. Who's covering? 169 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,869 Davidson and Velasquez are on it. 170 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,436 She's scheduled to speak tomorrow at the Village Auditorium, 171 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,874 and she has been advised that it would be wise to have protection. 172 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,527 We're gonna miss the fight. 173 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,840 ANNOUNCER: Well, fans, here we are at the beginning of round number two, 174 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,061 and this match with Dominic Circio really needs a lot to foul. 175 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,019 ISBECKI: Come on, get in there. SAMUELS: Yeah, yeah. 176 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,674 SAMUELS: Oh, what a shot! 177 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,718 Come on, come on. 178 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,679 It'll never go the distance. 179 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,898 Five'll get you ten, there's no knockout. 180 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,073 -All right, you're on. -All right. 181 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,857 -The second. 182 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,728 Your boy's holding his own. 183 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,034 Hey, Isbecki. 184 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,993 You know Luke the Nuke was their first collar? 185 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,559 Cagney and Lacey. 186 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,039 That was up at the twenty 187 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,475 Yeah. 188 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,912 Luke Powell, you're kidding? You must be putting me on. 189 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,305 No, that's right. They started his career. 190 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,787 If they hadn't have busted him, he never would have made it to national TV now. 191 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,051 Hey, sweetness. I got a newfound respect. 192 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,709 Detective La Guardia, 14th Precinct. 193 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,016 All right. Just a moment. 194 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,060 -Lieutenant. -Yeah. 195 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,715 Lieutenant, Helen Granger. 196 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,891 She wants to talk to the man in charge. 197 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:12,242 Yeah, well give it to Cagney and Lacey, will you? It's their case. 198 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,593 Lieutenant, she wants to talk to the man in charge. 199 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,467 Cagney, will you take the call? 200 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,556 Tell that woman she's got the best in the department on the case. 201 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471 She'll leave me alone. 202 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,299 Watch his right, Luke! Watch his right! 203 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,909 Cagney, will you take the call! 204 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,524 Cagney, I can't see through you, come on. Come on! 205 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,179 Yeah! Hit him again, hit him again! Yeah! 206 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,790 ANNOUNCER: Circio moves in for a clinch, he's trying to hang on... 207 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,577 He deserves a point for backing us. 208 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,971 You know why he's backing us. He doesn't want to miss the fight. 209 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:48,365 I'll take it any way I can get it. Go ahead back to the blood bath. I'll talk to her. 210 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,410 I owe you one. 211 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:52,892 Detective Lacey. 212 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,895 Yes, ma'am. 213 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,682 I see. When was that? 214 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:07,384 Well ma'am, I think that my superior would advise that you cancel. 215 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:11,606 ANNOUNCER: Backing out of the clinch. Circio! Circio in trouble now! 216 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,650 Circio, down! Down he goes. 217 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,001 He's not getting up. 218 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,002 Come on. Up, up, up, up, up. 219 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,046 He's never getting up. 220 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,965 He really rang his bell. What a punch. 221 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:28,318 Boxing is the only so-called sport where one player tries 222 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,408 to do irreversible harm to another. 223 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,106 What do you know about boxing, La Guardia? 224 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,195 What do you know about boxing, Cagney? 225 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,110 Well, it's an art. 226 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:41,157 To me, boxing is an art. It's the art of attack and defense 227 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,465 using your fists, but it's practiced as a sport. 228 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,163 It's been around for, uh, almost as long as 5,000 years, 229 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,166 and, uh, I think it began, and originated in Sumeria. 230 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,124 Sumeria? 231 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,039 Sumeria, yeah. Which is now Iraq. 232 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,997 From Iraq, it spread down and went across... 233 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,868 Okay, okay, okay. So you know about boxing. 234 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,220 LACEY: Thank you. 235 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,439 Hey, Lieutenant. 236 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:06,139 That fan of Helen Granger that's been following her on the lecture circuit. 237 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,618 He called her again. He added a little something. 238 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,185 Like what? 239 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,230 He said he's gonna kill her. 240 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:21,241 All right. Get her back on the phone and tell her this department advises 241 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,112 against her doing that lecture thing tomorrow. 242 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,853 She has been so advised. 243 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,986 -And she's not about to take the advice, right? -Right. 244 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,815 Okay. When is she due to lecture? 245 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,252 CAGNEY: Uh, tomorrow at four. 246 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,820 La Guardia. 247 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:38,040 You and Isbecki are going over to Granger's place tomorrow morning, 248 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,216 and stick with her the whole day, all right? 249 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,784 Cagney, you and Lacey go over to that auditorium and take a peek. 250 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,525 Tonight. 251 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,136 I better call Harve. 252 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,278 Hello? 253 00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,105 HARVEY: Who is it, Mike? 254 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,236 Hi, Mom. 255 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,672 Here's Dad. 256 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,938 Hi ya, honey. Yeah, they did their homework. 257 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:10,420 Uh, just a quart of milk and some onions. 258 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,684 Yeah, okay. Me too. I'll wait for you to eat. 259 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,512 -Did you wrap your gift to Mama? -Almost. 260 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,123 Hey, Mike, Mike! What are you doing? 261 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,646 I just want to see what you're giving her. 262 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:22,084 Aw man, the saleslady, she folded it perfect. 263 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,781 HARVEY JR.: I was just looking. 264 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,957 MIKE: Now we gotta fold it up again, right? 265 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,089 HARVEY JR.: What is it? 266 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,873 P.J.'s. Can't you see? 267 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,397 It's doesn't look like P.J.'s to me. 268 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,313 It's girl's P.J.'s. 269 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:36,098 Is this all Mom said she wanted for her anniversary? 270 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,709 It's the thought that counts. Isn't that right, Dad? 271 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,016 That's right. And it's a surprise, uh? 272 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,366 So don't say anything, okay? 273 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,107 It's a secret between us guys. 274 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,067 HARVEY: Huh? Okay. 275 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,350 LACEY: And you know how much they want for the pipe and tobacco setup? 276 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,482 You know, the works with the pipe and tobacco, humidor. 277 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:15,833 269 dollars. 278 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,619 CAGNEY: So what? It's your twelfth anniversary. He's gonna love you for it. 279 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:22,188 LACEY: He's gonna love me for getting it for him, but kill me for spending the money. 280 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,691 Hey! Whatcha doing? 281 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,541 -There he is! 282 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,586 Go! 283 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,096 Nice fella. 284 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,500 Look, Mrs. Granger, we went to check out the auditorium, 285 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,415 and he was there, but he got away. 286 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,068 We think that you'd be taking a very big risk 287 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,332 going back there tomorrow. 288 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,595 In other words, I'm supposed to give up my work because of your incompetence. 289 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,251 We'll have better luck next time. 290 00:20:58,779 --> 00:20:59,867 How do you like that? 291 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,303 LACEY: Hmm? 292 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,654 She thinks we're in the wrong profession. 293 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,396 Yeah? I think maybe she's in the wrong gender. 294 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,665 PETRIE: You guys sure are touchy about that woman. 295 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,972 How would you feel if you were guarding the head of the Ku Klux Klan? 296 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,192 Might leave my gun at home. 297 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,369 Cagney, Lacey. 298 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,414 You know who that was? 299 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,676 That was Helen Granger. 300 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,112 You know what she wants? 301 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,245 SAMUELS: She wants you two off the case. 302 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,116 Fine. She wants us off? We're off the case. 303 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,684 Hold it a second. Helen Granger does not set the assignments here. 304 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:35,772 I do. 305 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,035 So are we off this lousy case or not? 306 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,255 I don't get it. What is your beef with her? 307 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,604 CAGNEY: You wouldn't understand. 308 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,345 Again with the "I wouldn't understand." Try me. 309 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,825 -Politics. -It's economics. 310 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:48,394 SAMUELS: It's that Gloria Steinem feminism stuff, right? 311 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,570 Well come one, come on. Explain it to me. I want to know. 312 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:56,053 Men will not be truly liberated until women are. 313 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:58,360 But Helen Granger doesn't want women to be liberated 314 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,362 because she thinks men should take care of women. 315 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:02,495 I don't get it! 316 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,627 LA GUARDIA: It's simple. 317 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:08,414 Helen Granger says women are already better than equal under the law. 318 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,372 They don't have to serve in the army. 319 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,765 They don't pay alimony. 320 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,070 It's stuff like that! 321 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,420 How come you know that? You're single. 322 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:16,900 You never know. 323 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,816 If you ask me, it's all bull. 324 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,992 It's bull, it's bull. 325 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,386 Why do you always come on like that, Isbecki? 326 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,606 It comes naturally. 327 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:29,478 Petrie, will you help us here? 328 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:32,002 The Constitution of the United States 329 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,222 said all men are created equal, right? 330 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:37,312 Hmm. Right. -And they didn't live up to it. 331 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,184 So they put in an amendment about black men. 332 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:42,448 -Now you're gonna have a kid. -Right. 333 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,451 If it's a girl, don't you want her to be equal under the law? 334 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,104 Of course I do. 335 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,192 All right. 336 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,237 SAMUELS: Come to think of it, 337 00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:51,979 Thelma had a job once. 338 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:53,415 Oh yeah? 339 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:56,418 Yeah. We needed a little extra money, you know? 340 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,725 We were young, and just starting out. 341 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,904 Might have been the happiest... 342 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:07,690 So what happened? 343 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:13,914 Well, so, when I was finally well-situated, 344 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,045 I made her quit. 345 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,308 Good night. 346 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,616 Lacey. 347 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:21,922 Cagney, hold it a minute. Hold it a minute, hold it a minute. 348 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,445 I got a message for you from Captain Hightower. 349 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,968 Hightower? 350 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:27,710 Yeah, you remember him, public relations, N.Y.P.D. 351 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:31,235 Well he wants you to call Peter Schuyler, sports writer. 352 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,629 Schuyler wants to talk to you two about your favorite fighter. 353 00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:34,891 Luke Powell. 354 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:38,025 Uh, sir, what we have to say about Luke Powell 355 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,461 Peter Schuyler would not be allowed to print. 356 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,768 Well, maybe not, 357 00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:45,902 but Schuyler's making a lot of noises about parole for Powell and he wants your input, so, 358 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:49,210 remember the image of the N.Y.P.D. and be like you always are girls. 359 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:50,994 Nice. 360 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,484 So, Pete Schuyler came to see you, huh? 361 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,268 Uh-huh. 362 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,661 Is he gonna put you in his column? 363 00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:07,228 Oh, I doubt it. 364 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:10,144 He's pushing to get Luke Powell paroled. We're against it. 365 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,712 Luke Powell's a good fighter. 366 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,104 How long's he been up the river? 367 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,413 Harvey. 368 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,285 Nobody says up the river anymore. 369 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:25,507 But I'll tell you something, up the river is exactly where Luke Powell belongs. 370 00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,988 Mean. That was one hostile guy. 371 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:30,077 Out of control, you know? 372 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,601 Rage like that, it's like, insane. 373 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,124 He's a killer. 374 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:37,127 All right, all right. But he's had some time to cool off. 375 00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:39,565 How long's he been up there now 376 00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,482 Oh sure, great. 377 00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:45,614 Who's always saying, 378 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,181 longer sentences, 379 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,226 throw the book at 'em. 380 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,664 You're Mr. Law and Order until it comes to some jock. Then all of a sudden, 381 00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:54,710 go easy 'cause the spotlight washes all your sins away. 382 00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:55,972 I'm not only talking about Luke Powell. 383 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,365 Hey, come on. Get off your soapbox, will you? 384 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:59,541 Maybe the guy's turned around, huh? 385 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,412 Maybe he hasn't, but in case he has, 386 00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:03,763 don't you think he rates a shot? 387 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,155 Everyone's entitled to a shot, Harve. 388 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:06,200 You bet! 389 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:13,642 Harvey, you ever get the feeling that sometimes I'm screwing up your act? 390 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:14,730 What're you talking about? 391 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,038 I'm a cop, and you're chopping onions. 392 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,909 So? 393 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,565 So according to Helen Granger, I should be chopping the onions... 394 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:26,176 And I should be up on a skyscraper catching rivets, huh? 395 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,572 Yeah, I could live with it. 396 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,705 Didn't work out that way, did it? 397 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:34,576 So what are we gonna do? Break up a lousy marriage? 398 00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:40,060 Harvey, do you think that I'd be crazy for you if all of a sudden, 399 00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:41,278 you went completely bald? 400 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,019 I don't know. 401 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:47,763 You know, some day, Helen Granger 402 00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:49,722 is gonna run for President of the United States. 403 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:53,900 If she does, would you vote for her? 404 00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:57,599 Hey, a screwball who thinks a woman's place is in the home, huh? 405 00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:58,861 Gotta admit, it's a gutsy position. 406 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,299 Hey. 407 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,217 Tomorrow night, in case you forgot, our anniversary. 408 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,784 Tomorrow? 409 00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,569 Got reservations at the Shamrock. 410 00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,398 I don't know, Harve. 411 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,052 Tomorrow I'm supposed to bust the entire mafia. 412 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,362 Get outta my kitchen. 413 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,370 How long has it been? An hour and a half? 414 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:31,415 Two hours? 415 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,591 Just about. 416 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:37,639 Do you think Harve would like a leather-bound edition of Mark Twain? 417 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,946 No. 418 00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:43,340 No. He'd let the kids look at it, they'd just get peanut butter and jelly all over it. 419 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,473 I came up with this stuff in the middle of the night. 420 00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:47,127 Bathrobe is a lousy idea. 421 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,477 Jogging suit? 422 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,435 Jogging suit 423 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,002 Well, I said it was the middle of the night. 424 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:55,483 Aftershave. 425 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,841 Hello? 426 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:23,816 Tell me why you call me. 427 00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:34,653 What do you want from me? What do you want to say to me? 428 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,531 Are you lonely? 429 00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:44,706 Come on. Come on. 430 00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:46,926 Where are you? 431 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,667 Where do you live? 432 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:53,715 Come on. 433 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,891 Tell me something about yourself. 434 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:56,936 GRANGER: Do you go to school? 435 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:03,420 14th and Broadway. 436 00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,074 Southwest corner. 437 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:08,208 14th and Broadway, southwest corner phone booth. 438 00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:55,951 About five minutes ago, a call was made from that phone booth. 439 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:57,344 Did you get a look at the caller? 440 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,215 No, well, I was busy with a customer, you know? 441 00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:01,827 I mean I wouldn't even notice the guy at all except that he, uh, 442 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,350 ran out of the phone booth so fast, 443 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:04,830 he almost knocked over my stand. 444 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,005 It was a man, huh? 445 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,876 Well, he sure wasn't wearing no high heels. 446 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,704 Did you get a good look at his face? 447 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,358 Well, I'll tell you. It happened so fast that, uh, 448 00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,926 I mean, he was gone before I could catch my breath. 449 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,145 Thanks, Mr., uh... 450 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,712 -Aparicio. -Aparicio. 451 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,800 -Yeah, nice meeting you. -Yeah. 452 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:19,845 Ciao. 453 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:26,634 Mrs. Loomis, the owner of that store saw the caller, 454 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,462 and she will come to the precinct when she closes. 455 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:29,593 Any luck? 456 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:30,638 Uh, a little. 457 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,248 A little. 458 00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:45,044 Lieutenant Samuels, Mrs. Loomis. 459 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,480 Oh, how do you do? 460 00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:48,438 Mrs. Loomis, this is Mr. Uhrig, our sketch artist. 461 00:29:48,482 --> 00:29:50,919 This is Mrs. Loomis. She's the lady who saw the man in the telephone booth. 462 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,227 Sit down. 463 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,098 Just relax. Don't force anything. 464 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:58,884 Hello. 465 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:04,063 Don't push it. 466 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,893 Oh. 467 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,808 I remember him quite clearly. 468 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:13,550 He was about five feet, eleven inches. 469 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,031 He had fuzzy hair. 470 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:18,251 Eyeglasses. 471 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,428 And a baby face. 472 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:24,561 Okay, let me start with a round kind of face. 473 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:26,868 All right. 474 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,827 Congratulations, you made Schuyler's column. 475 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:32,656 "Two women scorned." Oh, listen to this. 476 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:35,094 "Whoever invented the phrase, the milk of human kindness, 477 00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:37,444 "never had to break bread with the two female police persons 478 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:38,488 "I met yesterday." 479 00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:39,881 There's more. 480 00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:43,885 "Completely disregarding Luke Powell's efforts 481 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:45,017 "at rehabilitation..." 482 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:46,757 Ah, geeze. 483 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,890 Forgot to mention the crime we committed. 484 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,849 SAMUELS: Lacey, 485 00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:53,112 when Don's through with this sketch, I want it wired to every police station 486 00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:55,462 in every town where Granger every lectured, you hear? 487 00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:56,506 Yes, sir. 488 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,032 UHRIG: How about this? 489 00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:01,729 Oh, it's really beginning to look like him. 490 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:10,259 I can't believe that you can actually reproduce something like this 491 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,913 with a simple description. 492 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:16,613 MRS. LOOMIS: Yes, yes, that lower lip. 493 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:18,528 It seemed to quiver like when he was talking on the telephone. 494 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,882 But the hair could be a little darker. 495 00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:28,103 Some of it kind of thicker on one side than the other. 496 00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:31,324 Jaws I never forget. 497 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:33,587 It was a strong jaw, definitely. 498 00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:38,853 Let's see what you got now there. 499 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,428 You've done him perfectly. 500 00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:08,317 We're not staying. We just came to show you this. 501 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:09,971 Anyone you recognize? 502 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:18,719 Hello. 503 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,069 Oh, oh, Jason. 504 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,072 You bet I'm ready. 505 00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:25,552 I made a commitment to talk. 506 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,771 I didn't cancel my lecture at Village Auditorium 507 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:31,340 and I'm not about to cancel because some psychotic whom they can't catch 508 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:33,212 threatened me. 509 00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:35,214 You think her husband is a possibility? 510 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,693 If you were her husband, wouldn't you be tempted? 511 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,173 What? 512 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,916 Huh? 513 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,049 No, I can't guess who's going to introduce me. 514 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:47,748 Judge Margaret Stockwood? 515 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,272 Jason, you're a genius. 516 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:52,187 It must have been tough rounding up somebody black, 517 00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:54,755 conservative, and a mother of four who actually likes me. 518 00:32:55,712 --> 00:32:57,279 Thanks. 519 00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:58,541 Got to run. Bye bye. 520 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:03,329 Well? 521 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:08,073 Well, you were the ones who saw him. I certainly never did. 522 00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:10,075 Let's get one thing straight, Mrs. Granger. 523 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,207 Even though we're not a couple of linebackers from the Jets, 524 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:13,426 we've still been assigned to protect you. 525 00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,037 In your fashion. 526 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:20,607 Come on. 527 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:22,087 Let's get out of here. 528 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:35,056 I don't want to go to Hawaii. I get burned on the first day, Thelma. 529 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:38,016 Why should I fly 6,000 miles to stay indoors for nine days? 530 00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,235 Huh? 531 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:43,064 PETRIE: Well? VICTIM: Huh? Oh no, nothing yet. 532 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:45,110 Listen, we'll talk about it later. 533 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,242 -Maui Mokaio! 534 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:50,898 Maui, number one. The best. You'll love it. 535 00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:52,987 You check out those mug shots, will you? 536 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,945 I was only trying to be helpful. 537 00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:58,166 Suspect had been arrested for armed robbery, 538 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,082 served, uh... 539 00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:10,309 You want some? 540 00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:12,006 Are you kidding? 541 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,704 Do you know how many fats and chemicals you're eating? 542 00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:17,751 It's just pastrami. 543 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,187 Animal fats. 544 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,363 Parasites, carcinogens, 545 00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:23,365 nitrates, sodium. 546 00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:27,065 Maybe that's why it tastes so good, huh? 547 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,769 Lieutenant? Any response on that wire photo we sent out? 548 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,901 Eh, bupkis, no. 549 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:40,121 That Loomis broad that we brought up here with the description. 550 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,166 She probably didn't see the guy at all. 551 00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,993 What? You think she made all that up? 552 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:45,126 Well, who knows? Maybe that's the way she makes herself feel important. 553 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,693 Maybe that's her substitute for sex. 554 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,347 When you write your autobiography, Lieutenant, 555 00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,131 don't give up the comic book rights. 556 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:10,020 Hey, Mr. Aparicio. 557 00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:11,413 Hey, how are you? 558 00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,154 Fine. You mind if we ask you a few more questions? 559 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,330 -Oh no, go right ahead. Go ahead. -Terrific. 560 00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:16,462 You know the guy that was in the phone booth 561 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:18,638 that bumped into your, uh, stand here? 562 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,553 I know you said you didn't get a very good look at him, 563 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:21,728 but does this do anything to your memory? 564 00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:22,772 Hold on, wait a minute. 565 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,168 Like I told you, I never saw his face. 566 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,952 You don't remember anything about him? 567 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,824 No, he had his back to me. 568 00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:33,870 You know, I was getting pretty teed off, you know. I mean the guy... 569 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,177 You know he took my business phone for over ten minutes. 570 00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:38,397 I was running out of hot dog buns and I couldn't make a call. 571 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,268 You said he was in the phone booth for ten minutes? 572 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,356 Yeah, ten minutes. 573 00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:44,229 Thank you, Mr. Aparicio. 574 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:45,404 -Sure. -Nice to see you again. 575 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,448 -Take it easy. -Ciao. 576 00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:49,190 -Ten minutes. 577 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:51,279 So the calls to Granger never last more than a minute. 578 00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,325 He must have his obscene routine down pat. 579 00:35:53,368 --> 00:35:56,632 Or he must have been talking to somebody else before he placed the call to Granger. 580 00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,112 Good one! 581 00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:03,465 Ms. Malone? Detective Cagney at the 14th Precinct. 582 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:07,382 Yeah. You helped us trace a call from a phone booth in Manhattan 583 00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:11,212 with the number 555-9832. 584 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,867 That's right. 585 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,565 What we need to know is was another call place from that number, 586 00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:19,525 uh, minutes before the call to the Granger apartment. 587 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,224 That's right. 588 00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:26,096 Terrific. Can you get right back to me? 589 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,055 Thanks. 590 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,380 Thelma, I don't need a physical, Thelma. 591 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:51,644 I'm feeling fine. Yeah. It was just a heart burn. That was all. Yeah. 592 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:56,605 I don't have to exercise, no. 593 00:36:56,649 --> 00:37:01,088 I get all the exercise I need just walking to the funerals of all my athletic friends. 594 00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:03,656 You don't think that's funny, Thelma? 595 00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,269 Detective Cagney, 14th Precinct. 596 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,185 Yeah. 597 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,449 The call was made to Yonkers. 598 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:19,411 Subscriber's name is Mike Walker. 599 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:22,414 And the number? 600 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:30,857 One more thing, Ms. Malone, um, we've got traces on calls, um, 601 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,512 made from Uttica, Syracuse and Rochester? 602 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:37,690 Yeah. What we want to know is if the calls to Yonkers were also made from pay phones, 603 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,127 just before the obscene calls. 604 00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:01,148 Mrs. Walker. 605 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,497 Yes? 606 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:03,759 We'd like to talk to you about your son, Mike. 607 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,327 Who are you? 608 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,763 LACEY: We're police officers, New York City. 609 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,113 I'm Detective Lacey. This is Detective Cagney. 610 00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:11,158 Can we come in for a minute? 611 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:12,942 All right. 612 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,343 Is, uh... 613 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:25,520 Is he in some kind of trouble? 614 00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:26,956 When was the last time you saw your son? 615 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:29,481 He's been traveling. 616 00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:31,004 Uttica, Syracuse, Rochester? 617 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,485 Yeah. 618 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:35,400 Why are you asking all these questions? 619 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:37,315 LACEY: Have you ever heard of a woman named Helen Granger? 620 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,013 No, 621 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,797 and neither has my son. 622 00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:42,842 How do you know that, Mrs. Walker? 623 00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:44,713 Because, 624 00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:46,672 he tells me about every girl that he meets. 625 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:52,547 We have a very sincere and open relationship. 626 00:38:52,591 --> 00:38:54,201 Michael tells me everything. 627 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,945 Well, we have reason to believe that 628 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:01,513 he's been making threatening phone calls to this Helen Granger. 629 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,254 You're wrong! 630 00:39:04,298 --> 00:39:06,779 How could he? He don't even know her. 631 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,651 You have no right to come into my home, and 632 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,611 make such ridiculous accusations. 633 00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:15,440 We didn't mean to upset you, Mrs. Walker. Is this your son? 634 00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:19,313 Yeah, but, uh, he's taken off some weight since that picture. 635 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,793 I made him stop eating sweets. 636 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:24,057 Oh! 637 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:27,016 Oh, he got a merit badge in bee keeping! That's just like my son. 638 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,236 Oh, Michael was an Eagle Scout. 639 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:31,978 Well, Harvey Jr.'s still a tenderfoot. 640 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,675 We're sorry to have bothered you. 641 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,547 If you hear from your son, 642 00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:36,678 then we would like to talk to him. 643 00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:39,246 Okay. 644 00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:42,945 Mrs. Walker. 645 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,252 Does your son own a gun? 646 00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:48,864 He has a license for it. 647 00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:50,039 Does he carry it with him? 648 00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:52,085 Of course not. 649 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:53,347 He always keeps it here. 650 00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,440 It was always there. 651 00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:15,891 The guy's name is Michael Walker, and the picture matches the sketch. 652 00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:17,850 And what's his relation to Granger? 653 00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:20,330 His mother says that he's never met her before in his life. 654 00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:21,810 Some kind of psycho. 655 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,815 Samuels. 14th Precinct. 656 00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:30,253 Yeah, I know she's going on that ERA fundraiser tonight, La Guardia. 657 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:31,298 So what? 658 00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:38,610 Pal from Yonkers 659 00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:40,176 just called Granger, 660 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,830 and said she's never gonna make it to that fundraiser 661 00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,528 unless she sees him first. 662 00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:44,572 He has a gun, Lieutenant. 663 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,707 Why not? Everybody else has. 664 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,622 I'll get an A.P.B. out of this guy, Walker. 665 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,058 You two get over to Granger's house. 666 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:54,060 Stick on her tail. Don't let her out of your sight. 667 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,715 Just hope she resumes her lecture tour, gets out of town and off our backs. 668 00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:57,759 -Yes, sir. -Amen. 669 00:40:58,673 --> 00:40:59,674 Oh! 670 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:01,850 What? 671 00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:02,895 Harvey. 672 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:09,684 Hello. 673 00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:10,816 LACEY: Hi ya. 674 00:41:10,859 --> 00:41:12,687 Hey, what're you doing? I'm waiting. 675 00:41:12,731 --> 00:41:13,862 Harve, you're gonna hate me. 676 00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:15,516 Yeah? 677 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,213 Harve, it's our anniversary. 678 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:19,215 Yeah, our anniversary. Same day every year 679 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,304 last 12 years. 680 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:23,306 And you have reservations and everything? 681 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,047 Not everything. So far, just reservations. 682 00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:28,660 I can't make it, baby. I'm on duty. 683 00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,359 Okay, so you can't make it. You're on duty. 684 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:34,970 You're mad. 685 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,539 Mad? I'm not mad. 686 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,149 Harvey, why do you always keep everything in? 687 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:41,977 When you're mad, say you're mad! 688 00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:44,197 I'm disappointed. What do you expect? It's our anniversary, huh? 689 00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:46,547 I am not mad. 690 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:50,508 Stay up for me, huh? 691 00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:54,468 Please. 692 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:57,950 You think I could go to sleep without you? 693 00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:03,390 Be careful, Mary Beth, huh? 694 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,261 Yeah. 695 00:42:41,994 --> 00:42:44,736 All clear on nine twelve. On my way to check nine fourteen. 696 00:42:44,779 --> 00:42:45,824 Out. 697 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:46,912 We copy. 698 00:42:47,826 --> 00:42:49,392 He loves all that physical stuff. 699 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,264 Can't you just picture him leaping from roof to roof? 700 00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:53,092 CAGNEY: Or tree to tree. 701 00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:54,789 You okay in there, Mrs. Granger? 702 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:57,487 MRS. GRANGER: I'll be right out. I'm just spraying my hair. 703 00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:59,011 Did you get a load of that dress she's got? 704 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:00,360 -Nothing. 705 00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:02,362 I wish I could afford it. 706 00:43:03,537 --> 00:43:05,321 All ready. 707 00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:06,627 Wait a minute. I'll check and make sure that everything's clear. 708 00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:07,672 Thanks. 709 00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:16,855 You smell that perfume? 710 00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,947 Cagney and Lacey must have been driving this thing around yesterday. 711 00:43:24,819 --> 00:43:25,994 It's kind of heavy, like, 712 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:27,605 mentholated musk. 713 00:43:28,693 --> 00:43:29,607 It's my new cologne. 714 00:43:39,486 --> 00:43:41,662 Oh, just what I need right now. 715 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,272 Maybe it's not him. 716 00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:45,492 Don't you believe in women's intuition either, Mrs. Lacey? 717 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:55,284 Hello. 718 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:57,678 La Guardia. 719 00:43:59,071 --> 00:44:00,072 LACEY: He's on the line. 720 00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:04,467 I really don't have time for this right now. 721 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:07,035 1,200 people have paid ten dollars a plate to hear me speak 722 00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:09,951 and make no mistake, I am going to be there. 723 00:44:09,995 --> 00:44:12,693 Don't talk to me about 1,200 people. 724 00:44:14,869 --> 00:44:16,523 May I ask you something? 725 00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:17,655 What have I ever done to you? 726 00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,570 You don't listen to me. 727 00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:21,615 LACEY: Listen to me, Michael. 728 00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:24,705 I'm a friend of your mother's, 729 00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:26,707 and she is very, very worried about you. 730 00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:27,839 MICHAEL: Who the hell are you? 731 00:44:27,882 --> 00:44:29,492 Doesn't matter. 732 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:31,712 I saw that picture of you with that boy scout uniform. 733 00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,714 Geeze, you got a lot of merit badges, didn't you? 734 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:35,629 You were in my house? 735 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,066 Anyway, your mother wrote you a letter, 736 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:40,939 and she had no idea where to send it to, so she gave it to me. 737 00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:42,157 You want to hear what she had to say? 738 00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:46,596 I got it right here in my purse. 739 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,859 Hang on just a second. 740 00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,687 Helen, would you hand me my purse, please? 741 00:44:51,123 --> 00:44:52,124 You got that make? 742 00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:55,736 68th and Second. 68th and Second, La Guardia. 743 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,912 68th and Second. 744 00:44:57,956 --> 00:44:58,739 Go. 745 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:02,047 Right here, Michael. I got it. 746 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:03,831 Dearest son. 747 00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:22,850 I've been thinking an awful lot about you, Michael. 748 00:45:23,895 --> 00:45:24,896 And I miss you. 749 00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:27,550 And son, 750 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:29,248 I wish you'd come on home. 751 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:31,729 Chasing all over the country after that woman, that's foolish. 752 00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:34,557 You bastard. 753 00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:37,125 You told my mother about me and Helen! 754 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:40,781 Michael, I didn't say anything to her that you would not want her to hear. 755 00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,870 And she told me that you are, uh, 756 00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,263 a very decent young man. 757 00:45:44,306 --> 00:45:45,307 You wouldn't hurt anybody. 758 00:45:47,614 --> 00:45:49,834 She told me when you were a kid, you wouldn't even step on an ant. 759 00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:15,990 Mary Beth. 760 00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,078 Cagney. 761 00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:18,123 We got him. 762 00:46:20,212 --> 00:46:21,213 Granger, we got him. 763 00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:27,959 Chris. 764 00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:29,743 Yeah. 765 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,614 Yeah, could you get over here and take over for me? 766 00:46:31,658 --> 00:46:33,791 I got a chance to salvage a couple minutes of my anniversary. 767 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,020 LACEY: Ready? 768 00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:46,804 Yeah. 769 00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,860 That's a nice set of P.J.'s 770 00:47:03,385 --> 00:47:04,691 I love my presents, Harvey. 771 00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:07,433 I hate myself. 772 00:47:07,476 --> 00:47:09,217 Why? 773 00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:11,872 'Cause I haven't found you yours yet. 774 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,874 And I've been wracking my brains for weeks, 775 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,747 and work started to pile up so fast. 776 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:19,358 Hey. 777 00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:22,013 You want to give me something that'd make me really happy? 778 00:47:22,056 --> 00:47:23,797 -Anything. 779 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:24,929 You name it. 780 00:47:24,972 --> 00:47:26,887 There you go. Pleasing your man. 781 00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:29,281 Glad to see you learned something from this Helen Granger. 782 00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:30,848 Oh yeah. 783 00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:32,850 She's smart. 784 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,895 And she's gutsy. 785 00:47:37,158 --> 00:47:40,031 And I wish she was on our side. 786 00:47:40,074 --> 00:47:43,034 So what can I give you that would make you really happy? 787 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:44,905 Give that up. 788 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:47,516 -Ah, you're kidding. 789 00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:50,911 Read statistics on women smokers lately? 790 00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:51,912 Harvey, that's not a real present. 791 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,611 Five or ten more years with you. 792 00:47:59,354 --> 00:48:00,616 It's one hell of a present. 793 00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:12,237 Happy anniversary.